We overheard Bird and Ellen discussing things that had been on the radio. Bird told Ellen that there were 52 billion chickens in the world - the most of any variety of bird. That was 9 birds per person on average. They agreed that it was more special to be of a lesser variety, which prompted Bird to suddenly splutter "The Most Exciting News" as he put it.
"Englebird Humdinger" he exclaimed to an alarmed Ellen. "We are going to be represented by a bird in the Eurovision Song Contest this year Ellen!"
Ellen screeched.
"He has a big white collar - like Harry Hill, and Sideboards on his face!" Bird enthused.
Ellen asked if he was quite sure that this creature was a bird.
"Of course," Bird jumped up and down on his perch, a little irritated. "He had a Number One Record in the 1960s called 'Release Me' - well a human wouldn't sing that, would he?"
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"Englebird Humdinger" he exclaimed to an alarmed Ellen. "We are going to be represented by a bird in the Eurovision Song Contest this year Ellen!"
Ellen screeched.
"He has a big white collar - like Harry Hill, and Sideboards on his face!" Bird enthused.
Ellen asked if he was quite sure that this creature was a bird.
"Of course," Bird jumped up and down on his perch, a little irritated. "He had a Number One Record in the 1960s called 'Release Me' - well a human wouldn't sing that, would he?"
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