"Englebird Humdinger" he exclaimed to an alarmed Ellen. "We are going to be represented by a bird in the Eurovision Song Contest this year Ellen!"
"He has a big white collar - like Harry Hill, and Sideboards on his face!" Bird enthused.
Ellen asked if he was quite sure that this creature was a bird.
"Of course," Bird jumped up and down on his perch, a little irritated. "He had a Number One Record in the 1960s called 'Release Me' - well a human wouldn't sing that, would he?"