"Today I am going to paint the living room at Wattlebury Cottage, Gordon!" she announced.
Oh dear. I had visions of orange, orange and more orange. Mum likes orange.
"Magnolia. Nice and warm and neutral."
Well, that's a relief.
"With perhaps a bit of orange by the fireplace."
Aaah. And with that Mum scurried around like Blek le Rat and with a farewell wave to us all disappeared in a matt emulsion haze. Gordon xxx